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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Maana ya Kuwa Mwanamke



Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, F--uq, Etc."

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Wakati Wa Hedhi



Wakati wa hedhi tuwuheshimu mungu amependa ikuwe hivyo kujaribu kuzuia na kuchelewesha huwo wakati kwa kutumia madawa kunahatarisha maisha